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"The Doctor is IN!"
– David, now equipped with grizzly claws and about to wade through an emergency room full of astral parasites.

"Shut up and dance!"
– David to Cora, doing a ritual dance to help gather mana against a Horror infestation.

David: "I'm never going to be the same again."
Cora: "Well, that's a relief."

David, to Dunkelzahn: "I thought you'd be taller."

Mr. Dark [grinning] : "I think you've done me a favour, David."
David: "Good, then you can do me one in return.  Could you just stand still for one minute?" (Then proceeds to get 17 successes in one blow.)

Garrett: "...And from now on, you guys need to use street names as cover."
David: "Uh... I know!  I'll be Orca Wolf!" [Orca Wolf, or Killer Whale Wolf, is a powerful totem of the Pacific Northwest.]
Cora: "Shouldn't we get shorter code names, something easier to call out when we're crying in pain?"
David: "It's perfect for crying in pain: the initials shorten to O.W.!"

"We have oompaloompas on the grounds..."
– David

"What do you get if the Yakuza and the Irish mob ever reach an agreement?  A rice Paddy!"
– Cora

"He came in a Paddy wagon."
– Cora, looking at Nicholas O'Halloran's limousine.

"What do you call a decker who doesn't know how to fight?  A sitting deck."
– Cora, definitely having a foul pun day.

Big man in armour: "They're clueless!"
Gnomenklature: "No, we're SINless."

Gnomenklature: "What kind of demon is it?"
David: "It's a Type II Balrog from page 248 of the Monster Manual."

Bariaur: "Are you the Lady of Pain?"
Nikki: "Um, yes.  Where am I?"
Bariaur: "You are on the edge of the Beastland."
Nikki: "What's that?"
Bariaur: "Uh... You hit your head, my lady?"
Nikki: "Um, yes."

"Second burst: same as the first."
– Cora

"Get Nature off me!"
– Misery Chick

"Don't worry, the skeletons will cushion your fall."
– David

David: "Cora...  Do you know where the tattoos came from?"
Cora: "... Atlantis?..."

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