(Edmund's parody of "Teen Angst Lyrics" by Cracker).
I don’t know what the campaign needs,
But I’m sure as hell that is starts with me.
And not some module,
I’ve played in.
I don’t know what the players want,
But identical clones they surely don’t.
So I think I’ll go roll myself a new one.
Cause, what the game needs now
Is a new kind of tension.
Cause the old one just bores me to death.
Cause, what the game needs now
Is another stuck up GM
Like I need a hole in my head.
I don’t know what the GM needs,
But a fresh campaign is a good start for me.
Think I’ll game to find a place,
To be surly.
I don’t know what the GM wants,
But a decent campaign could comfort us.
Think I’ll leave that up to someone wiser.
Cause, what the game needs now
Are some true words of wisdom
Like roll for initiative, monkey boy!
Cause, what the world needs now
Is another stuck-up GM
Like I need a hole in my head.
I don’t know what my GM needs
And I never grasped his complexities.
I’d be happy just to get his attention.
And, I don’t know just what stats I want,
But a decent plot line would sure be fun
And it could certainly raise my spirits.
Cause what the game needs now
Is a plot I can get into
Or else I won’t get out of bed.
Cause what the world needs now
Is another asshole GM
Like I need a hole in my head.
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