"Enterprise" Re-Cast
Sophie didn't like the casting of "Enterprise", the most recent Star Trek spawn, so she hired a new crew:
- Captain Archer: Bruce Willis ("Yippee-kay-o, motherfucker!")
- Subcommander T'Pol: Marsha Warfield ("Now don't make me go logical on your sorry human punk ass!")
- Ensign Hoshi: Michelle Yeoh (or Anita Mui, runner-up) ("Kiaiiii!")
- Ensign Mayweather: Will Smith ("Welcome to Earth!"). Runner-up: Chris Tucker ("Are we green?")
- Commander "Trip" Tucker: Billy Bob Thornton ("Some people call it a phase pistol, ah call it a phaser, mmm hmm!")
- Lieutenant Reed: Steve Buscemi ("How do I know the phasers are out of alignment? Because I'm a fucking genius, that's why!")
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