(by location)
Black, Ariel - shapely tourist
Cooby, Bruce - Australian tour guide, friend of Leo and Ghishu
Friedman, Cheri - Sam Dart's date; see also Jean-Christophe d'Aubainne Airporter Hotel
Ghishu - martial artist
Levine, Maxwell - businessman and tourist
McCombe, Kaila "Kitty" - Friend of Ghishu and Leo; see also Kuan Tun's Black Belt Academy
Savola, Magdalena - reporter
St. Clair, Dani - Catholic schoolgirl
Teddy - friend, confidant, and teddy-bear of Marda Ordilescu
Truman, Eugene - young immigrant aspiring to pube status
Whu'in, Li - Ghishu's date; see also Giovanni's Cabs
Becker, Rixa - Senior detective first class, Al Amarjan Peace Force
Darva - CPC officer
Illyana - Junior Detective, Democratic Bureau of Investigation
Mitts - Prisoner of the CPC
Paco - CPC guard
Fatima - street musician
Saul - Guide and procurer
The Guy Behind the Counter - Now-deceased barrista
Gothic Jesus - Starving Artist and caffeine addict patron
Tonelli, Elvira - Elvira impersonator and purchase counsellor (part time) - see also Wilma's Café in Sunken
Raimi, Sam - Pube, manager of Home Brew (no relation to filmmaker of same name)
Ramon - Kitchen worker
Wa - sales clerk
Davis-Sykes, Mavis - Veterinarian and acupuncturist
Hop Sing - Praying mantis with a gambling problem
McCombe, Kaila "Kitty" - Newly hired martial arts instructor
Sykes, Norbert - Martial arts instructor and head of the Academy
Germaine, Frank - owner and bar tender
Sheena - waitress
Siobhan - sex worker
Dr. Toropov - physician
Brinker, Mrs. Helen - Sweet grandmotherly passerby
Brinker, Klaus - Mrs. Brinker's son
Brinker, Pere - Mrs. Brinker's son
Hypo - Garbage Man, itinerant materials supplier (now deceased)
Vatsavos, Dmitri - Shop owner
Max - Dog Face mid-level manager
Molly - Boss of the Dog Faces
Skab - Dog Face
Vorpal, a.k.a. "V" - security guard - or something
Madame Chan - Proprietor and cook
Mr. Fat - Restaurant manager
The friendly clerk
Nog, Tierna - Interviewer
Rigatoni, Darla - Interviewer
Compton, Sir Arthur - Rich Satanist patron
Number Three - Sir Arthur's bodyguard
Romanosky, Alexandr - Sir Arthur's henchman
Bellow - Glorious Lord
Bloodlord, Avan - Leader of the Glorious Lords Gang
Break Bones - Glorious Lord
Frog Breath - Glorious Lord
Slag - Glorious Lord
Raw Steamer - Glorious Lord flunky
Ashwari, Lotte - school administrator
Bahiti - first grader
Damien, Jonny - security (now dead)
Dandelion, Serena -
Faith - first grader
Gien - first grader
Gold, Mr. -
Iruka - first grader
Khadija - first grader
Lalita - first grader
Moss, Victoria - first grader
Smith, Elinor - teacher
Souster, Norman - secretary
Sally - first grader
El Zod - wordy beggar
Throckmorton, Clyde- Exterminator
Bokundi, Donna - Manager and part owner; Juliana's sister
Bokundi, Juliana - Manager and part owner; Donna's sister
Chip - Clueless bellboy
Flats, Mugly - Security guard
"Nina" Habari - Little girl
Boona - Waitress
Huge, Abhor - Cook
Tonelli, Elvira - Elvira impersonator and folk singer (part time) - see also The Golden Bough
"the Magnificent" Monique - Hostess
Wilkins, Shirley - Waitress
Beazleman , Frank - C&I Personnel Supervisor, assigned to Ariel Black
Bertrand, Jean - C&I Clerk
Blackwood, Vince - C&I Caseworker, assigned to Dani St. Clair
Boronova, Sophia - C&I Caseworker, assigned to Ghishu
Ceaneakov, Yakov - C&I Caseworker, assigned to Marda Ordilesceau
Comma-John, Smith - C&I Caseworker, assigned to William Thompson
Escobar, Adelina - C&I Caseworker, assigned to David Ogunfiditimi
God - Whatever she wants, but acting as C&I caseworker assigned to Michael
Li, Seneca - C&I Caseworker, assigned to Eugene Truman
Ludnikov, Gregor "The Soviet Block" - C&I Caseworker, assigned to David Powers. Now deceased.
Mabinonghé, Graziella - C&I Caseworker - assigned to Griffon Kyle
Naghibolhosseini, Dwayne - C&I Senior Supervisor, assigned to Sam Dart
Olson, Gail - C&I Caseworker, assigned to Michael Gomez
Pak - C&I Clerk
Rajpal, Dinesh - C&I Caseworker, assigned to Kaila McCombe
Shinma, Takehiko - C&I Caseworker, assigned to Leo Barbeau
Ugonjwa, Ramla - C&I Senior Clerk
Kwan - Peace Force Officer
Wrench, Lucius - Peace Force Inspector
Judge Fang - Head Judge, The Terminal
Judge Foo - Assistant Judge and investigator, The Terminal
Judge Ming - Assistant Judge and forensics expert, The Terminal
Lakhdar, Fava - Terminal guide, Lakhdar Terminal Guides
Pether, Charles - Terminal guide, A2B Guide Services
Biff - Clueless clerk
Chip - Clueless ex-clerk (now working for Cesar's in Sunken)
Inga - Perky clerk
Friedman, Cheri - Terminal Security guard, and Sam's date
Ziltch, Seymore "Hans" - Neofascist weinerhead, bar patron
Miliçovic, Slobodan - patron
Parker, Aaron - Host and owner
Rack, Jack - Mutant cab driver
Undokku, Sally - Freudian cab driver
Whu'in, Li - Cab driver and Ghishu's date
Alai - Jitney driver
Chen, Egg - Jitney driver
Enescu, Raoul - Connected Maitre d' at Sequins
Ishigawayama Honmaru - Enforcer
The Judas Priests - Gang of chain-wielding priests intent on getting the bounty on Ben's head
Miragliano, Luigi - Mid-level mob boss, member of the Rainmondi "family"
Petri, Islam - Mob contact
Vetter, Moritz - Upper level mobster
"Wrench" - Mid- to upper-level mob enforcer
Cross, Robert "Doc" - Tiffany's charming, but gullible sidekick
Dog, Andalusia - Another of Tiffany's companions
Radford, C.A. - Another of Tiffany's companions
Trilobite, Tiffany - Cartoon character
Varma, Anoop - Evil four-armed mutant
Delimah - Anthrpomorphic cat who holds the "dimension" together
Ushant, Saul - Her mate, an anthropomorphic owl
Bennett, Dr. Alexandria - Housecalls a specialty
Shokk, Doc - mobile trauma center. On call 24/7. Cash only.
The California Guy - Mysterious and all-powerful Deus ex machina
The Turbanites - Cultists with an edge