The GM, the shady creature sometimes known as D. Feeter, gives assignments at the beginning of every game, worth an extra Bennie. One assignment was to make up a jingle for the Dinner Cart Banditos.
Dinner Cart Banditos live in Floom City
Dinner Cart Banditos work for their chili
Down to their last clam, no job is too crappy
They'll redeem Lost Hoomanity
(Solo!)
Dinner Cart Banditos always have pizzaz
Charging straight through the ranks of the enemy
Tyrant Torso, Croach, Mastoceros and Zaz
Better hang on to your chili!
Chili, we want some chili
Hey yeah some chili
Sweet aroma
Chili, gimme chili
Chili in the morning
Chili all night long
Chili, gimme chili
Or else we'll sing this song
Dinner Cart Banditos
Will do anything
For chili all day long