Low Life:

The Saga of the Dinner Cart Banditos

Characters: The Banditos

Bowling Pinhead Ongukulask Don't-Look-at-Me: Croach ninja, not too smart but fearsome in a fight as he flails about wildly with all four arms. A dark and sinister roach with a dark and sinister aura of dark sinisterosity. His favourite weapon: a bohemian coke spoon.
Mastoceros: Mean and grumpy Tizn't Smellcaster, a bizarre cross between a rhinoceros, an owl, and a mastodon. His weapons of choice: blast smells and sharp pointy whatsit.
Sleem Snausage: An incredibly alluring armless and legless Bodul with a good head on its shoulders, better known as the Tyrant Torso of Floom. Devoid of moral fiber but so pathetic-looking that he can beg and whine his way out of or into almost anything. He gets wheeled around on the famous Dinner Cart.
Zezzcolonia, Defeater of Defeatless: The Calamitous Calamari. An Oofo with a drinking problem and a crappy zap gun, brainier than the rest of the Banditos when sober (i.e., not that often.) Looks like a cross between ET, a giant squid, and a tribble.
Scrub Flerm IX: A young heroic Werm looking for adventure.
Egg Flea Snooty Pie: A rotund Cremefillian hokuspoker.
If I Had Any Friends They Would Call Me Smelfcrusher On A Stick: Burly Horc novice Slorgasbordist with good fighting abilities and poor charisma; the anti-Sleem.
Oober Oltar, Enforcer of Goodness: Croach novice Slorgasbordist, a used cart salesman who was personally selected by Lord Slorg the Slopsmith as His paladin.
Prendledundendle the Loaf-Pincher: Cremefillian novice Slorgasbordist
Dupho Vs Tongue Fu: Cremefillian twinky rex, killed when he attacked a giant slog. (Deceased)

Other Folks and Critters of Floome

Daddy Hassafrass: Bodul, Holy Roller of the First Hoomanitarian Church in Floom.
Daddy Nopar King: Holy Roller of the First Hoomanitarian Church in Gargle Twice.
Dork Schnozzlewiener: Tizn't, owner of Choppin' Block Chili.
Ficus Ficus: Werm contanimator.
Finsto the Quill: Pile philosopher and crappy tattoo artist.
Fozzle: Croach puppeteer. (Deceased)
Gormeny the Goosed: Smelf Monk, top banana authority on the Primordial Soup Kitchen. Until recently, dwelled in the Garden of Smellemental Glee.
Gristle Sansanarm: A friendish, dark and sinister Croach who's missing an arm.
Grolf the Hork: One of the four Wisenheimers
Illuz the Gourd: Werm; former chef and proprietor of a fine restaurant called The Feaster of Gawd.
Meenko Cheesenibbler: One of the four Wisenheimers
Mintyfresh Breath: A Werm saved by the Dinner Cart Banditos after his caravan was attacked by Jemima's Witnesses on their way to Gargle Twice.
Pellows the Wedge: One of the four Wisenheimers
Sagacious Smelf x 10³: One of the four Wisenheimers
Slimemold Smelf the IXth: A Smelf who was prisoner of the Jemima's Witnesses near Gargle Twice.
Stomp-A-Sore-Ass: Contanimatronic minion of Ficus Ficus.
Slorg the Slopsmith: Fluffy pink three-eyed puff on spindly legs. Claims to be a Gawd, able to grant boons.
Uuulon Crapulos: Machiavelian Cremefillian villain and contanimator.
Uuuly Crepsthrall: Contanimatronic minion of Uuulos Crapulos.
Sir Vernix Lanugo: Croach, Lord of Gargle Twice; under a curse that turned him into a larva.