Legends of the Five Rings: The Adventures of Puppet Ronin

By Edmund.

We hope to bring you the past episodes of the continuing adventures of Puppet Ronin, including:

Introducing: Puppet Ronin!
Puppet Ronin versus Winter Court
Puppet Ronin versus Iuchiban
Puppet Ronin versus the Ninjas
Puppet Ronin versus the Nameless Two-Bit Walk-On Extra

Upcoming:

Puppet Ronin versus Ryoko Owari
Puppet Ronin versus the One-Armed Critic
Puppet Ronin versus Shinsei

And now for a sneak preview of the next episode's script, coming soon to a piece of lined notebook paper near you –

"Puppet Ronin versus Ryoko Owari"

Below is an exerpt from this gripping and intense story.

"Is the Thunder Guard hiring?"

"No."

"Is the Thunder Guard hiring?"

"No."

"Is the Thunder Guard hiring?"

"No!"

"Is the Thunder Guard hiring?"

"No!"

"Is the Thunder Guard hiring?"

"NO!"

"Is the Thunder Guard hiring?"

"NO!"

"Is the Thunder Guard hiring?"

"QUIT IT!"

"Is the Thunder Guard hiring?"

"NO!"

"Is the Thunder Guard hiring?"

WILL YOU STOP ASKING? NO!"

"Is the Thunder Guard hiring?"

"KILL THE RONIN! TRAMPLE HIS PUPPETS!"

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Credits: Copyright Edmund Metheny, 2001. This site copyright Sophie Lagacé, 2002-2003.