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Word to the Wise"THIS GAME WILL FUCK YOU UP. We swear.
It will make you take drugs whose chemical composition is beyond the spelling capacity of the author. You will begin a prostitution ring made up of fourteen-year-olds and destitute nuns. Eventually, of course, you will most likely leap from the balcony of your local theater with seven running chainsaws strapped to various parts of your body. There is a good chance that it will be showing the matinee of BAMBI as well.
So if you feel like ending your days by being the center of attention in a big, hard, humming chair, please read on.
Thank you for your time, worship the Antichrist, and have a nice day."
Thron, Daniel, T. Shaughnessy, and C. Elliott (1994) HoL. Dirt Merchant Games, Sommerville MA. God knows how many pages.
If you are the kind of person who thinks that role-playing is Satanic, etc., then I don't understand what you're doing here and, by the way, you're wrong. My advice is "Don't get you stress level up by reading this page. Go browse somewhere nice and safe."
If you get offended by coarse language and violence, then you have more sympathy from me; I don't normally like either -- unless the context is funny. And if you haven't read HoL (the book) yet, then let me tell you: it is hysterically funny. I can't promise that this page will keep up with the Dirt Merchants' standards, but we'll do our best. My advice to you is "If you think you can stomach it, give it a little try (particularly by reading the original book.) Otherwise, just forget we exist."
If you wish to write to suggest bona fide improvements to this Web page, go ahead. If you wish to write to tell me you like the page just fine as it is, sweet. If you wish to write to tell me I am a bad person, well, I know it already but go ahead: you might be funny. If you wish to write to tell me your religion is better then mine, then don't bother and, by the way, you're wrong again.
Oh, and don't bother the Holmeister himself unless it's to talk about joining the game or discuss plot: he's busy enough as it is. This page is not his fault, since it's not maintained by him.
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