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Yoshi Dies Again

-- Shawn's view of what Yoshi's second, uh, going will look like:
Shawn: "NO, NOT YOSHI!  NO, NO!  I'M GOING TO DIE!  Don't make me quit the game.  Please don't!  Somebody save me!  You can't do this!"

Sophie: "Shawn, get out of here.  YOU'RE DEAD!  You don't exist any more."

(Later, Sophie comes to visit and finds Shawn swinging from a noose in his room, with a note in bold caps left on the bed:)

Note: "IT'S MY FAULT YOSHI DIED.  I CAN'T FACE LIFE ALONE!  SHAWN"

Sophie: "Oh, come down from there and stop overreacting.  Roll up another frickin' character for chrissake.  You're not making Ed feel guilty, he's just all smug that he made you run away."

Shawn (glum): "Damn, I was hoping to see a book burning.  Okay, okay, pass me the cards..."

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