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Quotes

"What are you aiming at?" – Jack (Ken)
"The building." – Reverend Brimstone (Bryan)

Jack looks at Martha with his one (and only) good eye.
"Keep an eye out. . .  that's a joke." – Jack (Ken)

Dex lights a cigarette off of a flaming biker he just wasted.  Takes a drag.
"Smooooth." – Dexter (Dominick)

"You guys defeated the demon, but got beaten up by STEW!" – Ed

"Hnnnnnngh.  Hnng.  Hnnng." – Yoshi (Shawn)

"It's quiet...  TOO quiet." – Ken

"DOOM!  DOOM I SAY!  I SAY 'DOOM'!" – Reverend Brimstone (Bryan)

"Hey guys, I -- what's that Betty?. . .  oh, you're bad *grins* *ch-chk*, uh, what were we talking about?"
– Dexter (Dominick), in conversation with his gun

"We can't have nice things." – Dexter

"Wow, sounds like Jack's driving is even more dangerous than stew!" – Sophie, commenting on a game she missed.

"Brother Jack's wheel is spinnin', but tha hamstah has died." – the Reverend B.B.

"Does this mean I explode?" – the Reverend B.B.

"I like magicians!!!" – Jack
"Yea, well I'm not too fond of you." – Dex

Delilah: "So you planned to whip them into a fury so they would make a mistake?"
Dex: "Uh...  Yeah, that."

"It was fun being Harrowed for a while..." – Yoshi, about to get hit by a big demon-wielded axe for the second time.

"I had it, check my back pocket." – Yoshi to Jack, after being cut in half.

Discussing the risk of becoming demon-possessed:
"I don't think the voices in my head would like the competition."  – Dex

"It's your fault.  All you had to do was let me shoot the prisoner."  – Dex

"I hate this party!"  – Dex

"I am not that heavily protected by the Lord."  – the Rev, played by Shawn for a change.

"I do not believe there is a patch for Manitou."   – the Rev, on the lack of a substitute for willpower in the Harrowed's struggle.

"Sure, I'll whore for Jesus!" – Delilah, as interpreted by the rest of the group following her player's disappearance.

"Do you have any meat on you, ma'am?" – Yoshi, needing to regenerate from wounds.

"Ooogh! Hack! Eergh! Uck! Gaah! Ick!" – Sam MacAllister (Ken), demonstrating his Huckster powers (three consecutive busts for casting, resulting in three consecutive Manitou takeovers in a single round.)

On the Rev going through the Ghost Storm to "recharge":
Yoshi: "He's like a kid at the beach, running in, running out..."
The Rev: "... It's like a spiritual sprinkler."

"Ah believe that 1d6 days have passed." – The Rev, upon seeing the previously slain Doombringer back from the dead.

"*sigh* I need an index for the cheat sheet..." – Shawn, regarding the overly complex Deadlands rules system.  (It wasn't a joke, either.)

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