Here's a song for Dex, the local crazy-ass junker! – by Bryan
(Based on "Jump Around" by House of Pain.)
Pack it up, pack it in
Let me begin
I came to win
Battle me that's a sin
I won't tear the sack up
Punk you'd better back up
Try and play the role and the whole crew will act up
Get up, stand up, come on!
Come on, throw your hands up
If you've got the feeling jump across the ceiling
My gun is a gank fest, made of random junk
Yo, I'll bust em in the eye
And then I'll take the punks home
Find it, junk it
Gun I have made
And I got more bullets than there's Trogs
In a Cult of Doom brigade
Sure 'nuff I got props from the gang on the truck
Plus my gun and my ghostsChorus
I came to get down (2x)
So I'll get out my gun and pump a round
Pump a round (3x)
Pump up pump up and get down.
Pump (18x)
I'll gut your ass like a Templar on speed
If you step up, I'm doin the deed
Word to your moms I came to drop bombs
I got more shots than the Reverend's got psalms
And just like the Four Horsemen I've returned
Anyone stepping to me you'll get burned
Cause I got ghost rock and you ain't got none
So if you come to battle bring a shotgun
But if you do you're a fool, cause I duel to the death
Try and step to me you'll take your last breath
I gots the skill, come get your fill
Cause when I shoot ta give, I shoot to killChorus
I'm got a mean streak, I hate mutant geeks
I always yell at Jack cause Jack is a freak
Or better yet that Yoshi tin horn
I wish he'd never been born
Try'n to blow his nose like as if it was a French horn
But I ain't going out like no punk bitch
Get used to one ammo and you know I might switch
It up up and around, then buck buck you down
Put out your chest then you wake up in the Waste of the West
I'm coming to slug ya, coming to slug ya
Spitting out bullets I'll gut plug yaChorus
Jump (32x)
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Credits: Lyrics copyright Bryan Head, 2002. This site copyright Edmund Metheny and Sophie Lagacé, 2002. Deadlands: Hell On Earth written and designeed by Shane Lacy Hensley, copyright Pinnacle Entertainment, 1996-1998.