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Private Investigators

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"I'm A Beluga"

A Song Parody by Edmund Metheny

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TEXT "Haven Holo Channel 1"
TEXT" "I'm a Beluga"
TEXT: by Bob and the Detectives

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[Medium shot of a stage where CALISTA DOYLE and THE SIRENS are just finishing a tune]

DOYLE: "Thank you, thank you! That was our latest hit - 'Like a freight train through the plot'. Now we'd like to do a number called - SHRIEK!"

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[CALISTA and THE SIRENS turn stage left and scream, as FLETCHER CHRISTIAN and MARK SILVERBACK burst onto the stage, brandishing pistols and an assault rifle]

SILVERBACK: "GET OFF THE STAGE!"

CHRISTIAN: "MOVE! MOVE! MOVE IT!"

[CALLISTA and THE SIRENS flee screaming off the stage. A hush falls over the crowd and the spotlight turns to follow RAPANUI SINNE as she walks onto the stage and up to the microphone. CHRISTIAN and SILVERBACK take up positions as backup singers, still holding their weapons.]

SINNE: "People of Poseidon, listen to me! It is high time that we weaned ourselves of earth culture - humanocentric, dry land oriented, outdated as it is. It is time that we looked to a new generation of artists to give us music unique to Poseidon - pansentient, as changing as the seas, fresh, new. For this reason we have seized control of this concert to bring you the latest in Poseidon talent. We're the Detectives, and let me intoduce to you - the sentient sea canary, the white sided wonder, the sensation of echolocation, a whale of a guy - put your hands and/or jaws together for BOB!"

[SINNE steps back to join CHRISTIAN and SILVERBACK as BOB'S REMOTE floats onto the stage and the music cues up]

[Music goes to the bridge, as CALLISTA and the SIRENS run back onto the stage. Film accelerated by 20% as CALLISTA and THE SIRENS chase THE DETECTIVES and BOB'S REMOTE around the stage, with many collisions and pratfalls, before being wrapped in speaker wire and hoisted into the rafters just in time for the song to resume]

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