Oh...

Ain't it awful grand to be a monkey?
Ain't it super swell to be a chimp?
You can scream and hoot at the enemies you shoot,
Or anyone who dares call you a wimp...

Ain't it really nice as a gorilla?
Ain't it just so keen as a baboon?
Monkeying around, with the gear you buy in town,
Or just the junk that's sitting in your room?

Some people may say you're too uncultured,
But those silly folks can't understand.
You are a creation, of the gene manipulation,
That put opposable thumbs on your hands!

Oh... Oh... Oh...

Ain't it sweet to be a talking lemur?
Ain't it all the best to be an ape?
You're more than a man, you're a large orangutan!
There's no better guise than monkey shape!