Iberia Campaign

Funnies

This section contains song parodies, campaign quotes, and other funny bits. 

Songs

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Funnies

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Quotes

"Good idea, man!  Let Bahar go!"
– Juan "Private Hudson" de Aragon

"We specialize in Perdo Denarii spells."
– Aza Djemenou

"Believe it or not, I'm all packed."
– Aesculus, very unhappy after his trunk was stolen by a Jaferiya henchman.

Velasquez: "Forgive me, master Aesculus..."
Aesculus: "No.  There will be no forgiveness."

"I don't have much... I have NO experience with demons."
– Tariq al-Zuhri, learning caution in speech.

Jorge: "Juan, I'm so glad you're awake again..."
Juan: "Did I hear something about donuts?"

"Master Berq, tell him we're just taking the weapons to have them cleaned  – no, wait, it's Ramadan, we can't lie..."
– Masoud, trying to part Anchel from his weapons.

Masoud: "But how could we sneak in with all these rocks?"
Bahar: "Ha!  Allah does not sneak!"

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