When Berk put Honesto "in charge" of the intelligence-gathering group, he had no illusions about Honesto's efficiency. Sophie pointed out that Honesto would certainly not just sit in the shade – he is a "busybody". He'd chat and gossip and gamble in the shade, thank you very much. Edmund mused: "I was just trying to imagine an "Honesto's Journal" somewhat in the style of Alustro's journal from Fading Suns."
[Honesto's Journal, Summer 1201.]
Tooday, maggi blue up the plaice agin. Berk not hapy, best soot of armore damidged. Very interrestible.
Pablitto bing a pane in the ars agin. Mussed remmimber to send him on the next trip with maggi. Letsee how day like having him carey the expinssiv glasswear.
The Jooess bin givin me the ivil aye agin. She wonn giv me nun of dem amyulettes. I kin tell she an Berk ar foolin around. I wil git Pabblito too tel the maggi, givin as Berk wil kil me if an aye tel dem my self. Stupid marmaluke.
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