Submitted by Dominick DiGregorio, who says: "I'm supposed to be helping with the charter. Or as the J.F.K would call it, the chah-tah. Say it! Say CHAH-TAH. But I thought it would be more fun to submit a song parody. This is based on WEEZER'S "Holiday", from their blue album. I think."
Covenant
Far away
To stay
For a tribunal
Far away
Let's go today
As a heart-beast
Heart-beast
Heart-beast
Don't bother to pack your vis
Or your pawns
We won't need them where we're going
We're going where the vis is flowing
Not knowing where we're gonna stay
Covenant
Far away
To stay
For a tribunal
Far away
Let's go today
As a heart-beast
Heart-beast
Heart-beast
Heart-beast
Heart-beast
We will write a charter
About our new covenant order
In hermetic verse
On the road with Aesculus
Everyone's afraid of us
With his help we'll never die
Heart-beast
Heart-beast
Let's go away for a while
You and I
To a strange and distant land
Where they speak no word of magi
`Cause we'll slay them where they stand
Covenant
Far away
To stay
For a tribunal
Far away
Let's go today
As a heart-beast
Let's go away
Let's go away
To our covenant
Let's go away
Let's go away
As a heart-beast
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Credits: © 2003 Dominick diGregorio.