Fiction, Funnies, and Songs:

Six Castillans on Verdugo's list
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
It's their stupid fault his assassin missed!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Lucas and El Vago skewered the thug
Then Don Lucas found more mooks to plug
Skinned Verdugo's men to make a rug
With purple cape and flashing sword
The ladies he kissed, the villains he gored
Until he faced the Inquisition's horde
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Six Castillans, the Cardinal's bane
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Willing to fight for Sandoval's reign
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Constanza is not much of a sword hand
But she always makes all the wrong friends
Allende, Orduño, even Vestens
She may call her crew a letter of marque's
But they sure sound like black pirates
She even hired crazed Eisen mercs!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Six Castillans on Verdugo's list
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Sin and sorcery had gotten him pissed
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Don Juan showed off his fire magic
Then mouthed off, his songs sure were slick
But it's the claw really did the trick
He had replaced his fingers ten;
With flaming sword and panzerhand
But tentacles - that's pushing, man!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Six Castillans annoying the Church
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
For danger they live, for trouble they search!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
'Twas Ferdinand came back from the dead
His eyes flashing white, his sword dripping red
A Syrneth collar holding up his head
But his mind came into question
When he decided the solution
Was to sell out to the Inquisition
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Six Castillans, looking for trouble
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Inquisitor's red or Vago purple
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Fair Melisandre at El Morro
Also became the Cardinal's foe
But if she starts dating Sebastiano
The men are sure to be angry
They won't approve of surgery
If she plays doctor in Vodacci!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

Six Castillans on Verdugo's list
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
To thwart his plans they're doing their best
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
What's up with this Mendoza fellow?
There's more to him than he let us know
Plucked the guests, picked their pockets just so!
Here one minute, the next he's gone
We sure hope he doesn't bring on
The Concilio de la Razon!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!