by Sophie
Based on "Tiny Dancer" (music by Elton John, lyrics by Bernie Taupin.)
Freiburg puppy, dachshund doggy, mascot for the band
One-eyed with a pirate eyepatch, following Ferdinand
Wienerkrieg champ, you must have seen him pouncing on henchmen
And now he's Ferd's bud, always with him, Tiny Lucas in Eisen
Wiener dog out in the street
Begging passers-by for food
Ferdinand pats the dog
The Castillans are not that bad
Baronet Vlad makes his stand
In the dark alleyway
He tries to kill the small dog
The lights go out for Tiny Lucas
But Melisandre is a vet
She fixes the dachshund's wounds
Only he will loose one eye
Before he can follow Ferd
Follow closely Tiny Lucas
Count the Brutes in the Brute squad
Bite them in the butt for Ferd
You had a busy day today
Freiburg puppy, dachshund doggy, mascot for the band
One-eyed with a pirate eyepatch, following Ferdinand
Wienerkrieg champ, you must have seen him pouncing on henchmen
And now he's Ferd's bud, always with him, Tiny Lucas in Eisen
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Credits: Alternate lyrics © Sophie Lagacé, 2002.