Aldana Steel: Songs - Dr. Dumont's Theme (Opportunities)

In Poney Vincent's campaign, the party's Glamour girl got kidnapped and drained of a little blood by Harvesters from the Invisible College. The evil Doctor DuMont had a Bonita swordsman named Zachary (since deprived of a right arm in a duel and handed over to the Inquisition by Gerhard). What follows is Dr. DuMont's sales pitch:

Based on "OPPORTUNITIES," by the Pet Shop Boys (Tennant/Lowe) (parody lyrics by Gordon Vincent)

I've got the Wits; you've got Panache.
Let's make lots of money
You've got the Brawn, I've got the Wits
Let's make lots of -

I've had enough of scheming and the Inquisition's quirks.
My coach is parked outside, but my engine doesn't work.
I'm looking for a henchman who won't mind getting bloody.
Do you want to be rich? Well, *do* ya, buddy?

I've got the Wits; you've got Panache.
Let's make lots of money
You've got the Brawn, I've got the Wits
Let's make lots of money

You can tell I'm educated; I studied in Castille--
Ten dice for Wits & Surg'ry, for the points it was a steal!
I can out-think Arciniega, I can pick the perfect time
If you've studied with Bonita, I have got the crime

Oh, there's a lot of wealth to Harvest
If you know when to take them, you know?
A Red Sea of opportunities
If there aren't, you can make them
Make or break them

I've got the Wits you've got Panache
Let's make lots of money
Let's make lots of -
(Aahhhhh) Money
(Aahhhhh)
(Aahhhhh - Di du da di da bu di ba)

You can see I'm single-minded, I know what you could be.
How d'you feel about it, come and try a pint with me?
I'm looking for a henchman, regardless of expense
Think about it seriously, you know, it makes sense

Let's (Got the Wits)
Make (Got Panache)
Let's make lots of money (Oohh money)
(Let's) You've got the Brawn
(Make) I've got the Wits
Let's make lots of money (Oohh money)

I've got the Wits (Got the Wits)
You've got Panache (Got Panache)
Let's make lots of money (Oohh money)
Money

Songs:

Dr. Dumont's Theme (Opportunities)