Fiction, Funnies, and Songs:

This is the ballad of Lusty Lu
He searched for a woman, he cared not who
He wandered 'round from port to port
and visited alleys at last resort

He found his luck in Carleon
A toothless wench with virtue gone
A lovely time he quickly had
Until he found she was a lad!

This alley rat who tricked him so,
was quite a gossipy fellow
So, to stop this ballad sung
He paid him well to keep his tongue.

And so he left, that Lusty Lu
And sailed upon the ocean blue
And while I cannot SPEAK of this
I wrote it down, and here it is....