Fiction, Funnies, and Songs:

Lucas man, Lucas man
Doing the things a Castillian can
What's he like? It's not important
Lucas man

Is he hot, or is he not?
When he's in hot water does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Lucas man

Montaigne man, Montaigne man
Montaigne man hates Lucas man
They have a fight, Montaigne wins
Montaigne man

Ferdinand man, Ferdiand man
Size of the entire universe man
Usually kind to Pesant man
Ferdinand man

He's got a hound with a eye patch hand,
Castillian hand and a Ordained hand
When they meet it's a happy land
Powerful man, Ferdinand man

Beggar John man, Beggar John man
Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life out of a garbage can
Beggar John man

Is he depressed or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with Beggar John man?
Degraded man, Beggar John man

Montaigne man, Montaigne man
Montaigne man hates Lucas man
They have a fight, Montaigne wins
Montaigne man