Fiction, Funnies, and Songs:

This is the Ballad of Freaky Ferd,
The weirdest song you've ever heard.
Castille is desperate to win the war,
If Ferdinand's what they're looking for.

You'll find in battle, he has no match,
If he can keep his head attached.
You can trust him totally,
As long as you will pay his fee.

His faithful hound is a mighty foe,
If you fall asleep it will bite your toe.
The mightiest weiner of them all,
Standing a fearsome 8 inches tall!

But best of all, Ferd is a spy,
He's quite the sneaky kind of guy.
When hiding he can not be found,
Too bad that's when we need him around.