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Aldana Steel

Fiction, Funnies, and Songs:

I'll Kill Anyone For A Mark

Sung to "Consider Yourself" from the movie "Oliver!"

/[MERCENARY (spoken)]/
So, Ed, I'm going to kill this defenseless child.

 
/[ED (spoken)]/
You can do that without guilt?

 
/[MERCENARY (spoken)]/
Guilt?!
I'd kill anyone for a mark.
I'd kill anyone for a guilder.
I've taken so many lives.
It's time I'm going to kill again.
I'd kill anyone for fun.
I'd kill anyone just at random.
Just look at the sword I wear.
Who cares?..There's noone that I will spare!
If it should chance to be
I should see
Some harder days
Empty larder days
Why grouse?
Always a-chance I'll kill
Somebody
To foot the bill
Then the drinks are on the house!
I'd kill anyone for spite.
Hell, I'd even kill a king,
For after some consideration, I can state...
I'd kill anyone
For nothing!
I'd kill anyone...

 
/[ED]/
For a mark?

 
/[MERCENARY]/
I'd kill anyone...

 
/[ED]/
For a guilder.

 
/[MERCENARY]/
I've taken...

 
/[ED]/
So many lives.

 
/[WILMA PROBST]/
It's time... I'm...

 
/[ALL]/
Going to kill again

 
/[//MERCENARY//]/
I'd kill anyone...

 
/[EISENFURST TRAGUE]/
For wine!

 
/[//MERCENARY//]/
I'd kill anyone...

 
/[FRAU POSEN]/
For exercise.

 
/[ED]/
Just look at the sword I wear.

 
/[ALL]/
Who cares?
There's noone that I will spare.

 
/[//MERCENARY//]/
Nobody tries to be lah-di-dah or whiney here--
There a stein-o'-beer for all.

 
/[ALL]/
Only it's wise to be handy with a panzerhand
When the Eisenfurst comes to call!

 
/[//MERCENARY//]/
I'd kill anyone
For spite.
Hell, I'd even kill a king!

 
/[ALL]/
For after some consideration I can state

 
/[ED]/
I'd kill anyone

 
/[//MERCENARY//]/
Yes!

 
/[ALL]/
For nothing!

 
/[//MERCENARY// COMPANY]/
We'd kill anyone for a mark...
We've taken so many lives.
We'd kill anyone for a guilder...
There's noone that we will spare.
If it should chance to be
We should see
Some harder days
Empty larder days --
Why grouse?
Always a chance we'll kill
Somebody
To foot the bill --
Then the drinks are on the house!
We'd kill anyone for spite.
Hell, we'd even kill a king,
For after some consideration, we can state...
We'd kill anyone
For nothing!

 
/[//MERCENARY//]/
I'll kill anyone

 
/[ALL]/
For a mark.

 
/[//MERCENARY//]/
I've taken

 
/[ALL]/
So many lives.

 
/[//MERCENARY//]/
I'd kill anyone

 
/[ALL]/
For fun.
There's noone that I will spare..
Nobody tries to be lah-di-dah or whiney here.
There's a stein-o'-beer for all
Only it's wise to be handy with a panzerhand
When the Eisenfurst comes to call.
I'd kill anyone for spite.
Hell, I'd even kill a king,
For after some consideration, I can state...
I'd kill anyone
For nothing...
For after some consideration, I can state...
I'd kill anyone
For nothing!
If it should chance to be
I should see some harder days,
Empty larder days,
Why grouse?
Always a chance I'll kill
Somebody to foot the bill.
Then the drinks are on the house.
I'd kill anyone for a mark.
I'd kill anyone for a guilder.
I've taken so many lives.
It's time I'm going to kill again.
I'd kill anyone for fun.
I'd kill anyone just at random.
Just look at the sword I wear.
Who cares?
There's noone that I will spare.
If it should chance to be
I should see some harder days,
Empty larder days,
Why grouse?
Always a chance I'll kill
Somebody to foot the bill.
Then the drinks are on the house.
I'd kill anyone for spite.
Hell, I'd even kill a king,
For after some consideration, I can state...
I'd kill anyone
For nothing...

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