by Edmund
(To the tune of Iron Man by Black Sabbath - or ZZ Top, whichever you prefer)
I - am Fer-di-nand!
Has he lost his mind?
Is he cursed or is he kind?
Is he a good guy
Or an Inquisition spy?
Is he alive or dead?
How does he keep on his head?
We'll just throw him out
why should we keep him about?
He was born for real
in a small town in Castille
Where he soon grew bored
so he learned to use a sword
Nobody wants him
They think he's Legion scum
Tiny Lu loves him,
but the dog's rather dumb.
Now the time is here
for Ferdinand to spread fear
Hacking left and right
Head cut off in a big fight!
Nobody wants him
They all think he'll betray
Nobody helps him
At an Inn he must stay
Great big gems that glow
on a Syrneth collar show
Demon or miracle man -
Ferdinand lives again!
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Credits: Alternate lyrics copyright Edmund Metheny, 2002.