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The Official Aldana Steel Drinking Game

1. Whenever Lucas makes a fashion check, take a drink.
2. Whenever Lucas makes a fashion check by more than 20, take two drinks.
3. Whenever Lucas seduces a Castillian woman, take two drinks and all female players have to take an additional drink.
4. Whenever Lucas seduces a non-Castillian woman, take two drinks and all male players have to take an additional drink.
5. Whenever Lucas wins a duel, take a drink
6. Whenever Lucas loses a duel, take two drinks
7. Whenever Lucas wins a fight, insults the person he beat, and winds up getting beaten, take three drinks.
8. Whenever Lucas refuses or postpones a duel, take three drinks and call for a new bottle.
9. Whenever Lucas gets annoyed with Tiny Lucas, take a drink.
10. Whenever Lucas makes a reference to the fact that he has more dates than Constanza, take a drink
11. Whenever Constanza is noticed in town, take a drink.
12. Whenever Constanza is chased out of town, take two drinks, and pass the bottle to the person on your left.
13. Whenever someone wants to duel Constanza because she happens to be Lucas' cousin, take two drinks.
14. Whenever Constanza insists that the Maris Stella is a letter of marque, not a privateer or a pirate, take a drink and mumble "WHAT-ever."
15. Whenever Constanza says "Ay!" take a drink.
16. Whenever Constanza manages to hit something with a non-magical sword, take a drink.
17. Whenever Constanza manages to hit something with a non-magical sword AND do damage, take two drinks.
18. Whenever Constanza makes a reference to the fact that Lucas will go out with almost anyone¹, take a drink.
19. Whenever Ferd kills a monster, take a drink.
20. Whenever Ferd kills an NPC, take two drinks.
21. Whenever Ferd dies and comes back to life, take three drinks.
22. Whenever Ferd damages another player character, take a drink and pass the bottle around the table so that everyone takes a drink.
23. Whenever Ferdinand betrays any member of the party, take a drink (preferably of wormwood).
24. Whenever Ferdinand's collar falls off, take three drinks.
25. Whenever Ferdinand's head falls off, kill the bottle.
26. Whenever Ken makes a new character, empty your bottle or glass.
27. Whenever Melisandre tries to heal someone, take a drink.
28. Whenever Melisandre tries to heal Ferd and succeeds, take two drinks.
29. Whenever Melisandre is seen in two places at once, take a drink and Melisandre picks a number from 1 to 10 silently, then all of the other players pick a number from 1 to 10; whoever comes closest to Melisandre's number gets the bottle and takes an additional drink.
30. Whenever Melisandre mentions the Sidhe in positive terms, take a drink
31. Whenever Melisandre turns out not to be Melisandre but nobody noticed, take two drinks
32. Whenever Melisandre says that Tibold couldn't POSSIBLY be selling slaves, take a drink
33. Whenever Melisandre says that Tibold couldn't POSSIBLY be selling slaves AND mentions the cute little dolls he used to make for her, take three drinks (and shriek "NOT AGAIN!")
34. Whenever Theus is mentioned by an Inquisitor, take a drink.
35. Whenever the party gets in trouble with the Inquisition, take a drink and say Ay!
36. Whenever Nicklaus Trägue says "Drink!" take a drink.
37. Whenever Malveck talks about the compasses, take a drink
38. When any Eisen is mean, grouchy, bitter, or unpleasant, take a drink.

¹ That's "go to bed with almost anything".  He's Lucas Tiberius de Aldana.  :-)>  Return.

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