Fiction, Funnies, and Songs:

"The Ballad of Dopey Vlad"

by Bryan Head  (self-inflicted injuries.)

This is the Ballad of Dopey Vlad,
The worst mistake the Gaius had.
Instead of sent forth, out to roam,
He should have been locked up at home.

Castille...  The Vaticine's Church's land...
It burns all witches out of hand.
Let's send a heathen sorcerer!
A green-eyed devil, and a were-boar!

With no real skill at diplomacy,
Vlad made Avalon's court a mockery.
In Eisen he was really bad,
He lost his temper and dunked a lad.

So how does the Gaius take care of him?
He'll simply "downsize" with an assassin!
A few arrows stuck into that boar,
And Vlad will give us trouble no more.
 

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