Fiction, Funnies, and Songs:

"The Freiburg Undy"

by Bryan Head

Come and listen to a story bout a man named Ferd,
A poor ex-soldier, served Verdugo on his word.
Then in the sewers a big monkey took his head,
He put on a collar and he ended up undead...

Cursed, that is.  Legion-spawn.  Zombie scum.

Well, the first thing you know, old Ferd was with the team,
Lucas said, "Ferd, you ain't what you seem!"
He said, "Back to Hell, you collar-wearing Lurch!"
So he gathered up the gang, and he took them all to church.

Mass, that is.  Sabbath day.  Vaticine.

Well, you can guess the tune ("Beverly Hillbillies" theme).

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