Fiction, Funnies, and Songs:

Aldana Steel Action Figures!

– by Ken

Collect Them All!

There's Don Lucas!  With his flamboyant outfits, he'll fit right in with all of your other toys!  And LOOK!  He's got real Aldana STEEL!

Then, you have Don Juan!  WOW!  A real working CLAW!  Crush your enemies' heads with just a squeeze of a button!  And his eyes light up just to show how cool his El Fuego Adentro magic really is!

Next, Ferdinand!  Yes, he comes with a neck collar that lights up!!  And with the springloaded head popping action, you'll have fun for HOURS!  Also comes with Aldana steel...

Who's this?!?  Why, it's Vlad!  But, you can't tell it's him for he's TRANSFORMED into an OWL!   Wow... what will they think of next??  He even comes with a blood stained AXE and really gaudy clothing!

And lastly, Lady Melisandre, she's got a kit full of doctor equipment, perfect for when those OTHER party members get hurt while fighting off the nasty Inquisition.  But she's not always a lady... she also comes with a garter that attaches to her leg that holds a really cool and flashy knife, also made from Aldana Steel!

And KIDS! If you order now, you can also get the SPECIAL Edition version of Constanza!  She comes with a set of single shot PISTOLS! And a real cool looking map of Theah!  Also, attached to her hip at all times is a piece of rope that she can use to swing from ship to ship, or just long enough to hang someone with!

SO KIDS!  Collect all 6!  Coming to a store near YOU!

Also, did we mention, there are 6, count them... SIX Horses, one for each figure, for Constanza to get so your heroes can leap heroically onto them from the balcony of the Freiburg Embassy playset.  Coming Soon!  The Freiburg Wachturm! With real working PORTE holes!  Eisenfürst and his alcohol sold separately.

No exchanges, substitutions, or refunds.   And the Maris Stella is on the horizon for production, sometime slated in June.  We just have trouble with all of those cannons... and finding Syrneth is rather difficult these days, with Allende and Reis running around and all...

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